Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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