As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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