I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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