i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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