Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Randomize
