Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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