Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
Sorry my hands just texted you
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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