She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
either way he was missing a nipple.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Randomize
