Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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