shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
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