I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
My liver just broke up with me...
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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