My nipple is on Facebook.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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