Sponge bath it is.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
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