Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize
