I love black thongs
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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