i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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