I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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