White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
