is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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