After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
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