So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Randomize
