I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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