I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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