Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
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