Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
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