Don't you send me to vm
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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