its not stalking. its research.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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