at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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