drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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