You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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