Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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