just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Randomize
