i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
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