It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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