Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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