Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
The power of my boobs compel you
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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