Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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