Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
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