I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
P.S. I can't hear my feet
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
