Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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