Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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