I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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