please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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