I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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