I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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