How'd it feel making her break her religion?
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I love having hate sex.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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