So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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