omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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