No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
that may or may not have been my penis.
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