What a fucking waste of an outfit
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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