She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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