Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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