I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
so let's talk penis.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Randomize
