Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
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